Good Man
A woman had been married so many times she was just fed up because all the men she married either ran away, hit her or the men were no good in bed. So she put an advert in the newspaper that said:
1) the man must not beat her up.
2) the man must be good in bed
3) the man must not run away.
After a couple of months of waiting she thought that there was no man out there for her when one day she heard the doorbell and when she answered it there was a man in a wheel chair with no arms and no legs. She said, "How do you fit the requirements?" He said, "I have no legs so I can't run away, I have no arms to beat you and she asked, "Are you good in bed?" The man said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"