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A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads hamburger: $1; cheeseburger: $2; hand job: $10. He beckons to an attractive blonde behind the counter. ââ,¬Å"Can I help you?ââ,¬Â she asks with a knowing smile. ââ,¬Å"I was wondering,ââ,¬Â whispers the man. ââ,¬Å"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?ââ,¬Â ââ,¬Å"Yes,ââ,¬Â she purrs. ââ,¬Å"I am.ââ,¬Â ââ,¬Å"Well, wash your hands,ââ,¬Â he says. ââ,¬Å"I want a cheeseburger.ââ,¬Â