Holy Cow
One day the farmer walked out to his field to feed the cow when he saw something outrageous. He yelled to his son to come outside and look.
When he got outside the farmer pointed to the field and the boy looked and saw to his surprise: A cow with a halo over her head, and a cat on the cow's back, and a rabbit on the cat's back. The farmer and his son both called grandpa from the barn to look at their discovery.
Grandpa walked up to the to the two and said, ''HOLY COW, WILL YOU LOOK AT THE HARE ON THAT PUSSY!!''