Honeymoon Tattoo
A guy is about to be married, and he's thinking about surprising his wife by having her name tattooed on his penis. He gathers his courage, goes to the tattoo parlor and has it done. It says, "Wendy" in flowing script.
On their Jamaican honeymoon, he arrives at the airport and has to use the bathroom. At the next urinal, he sees a Jamaican man who seems to have the same name tattooed on his penis! The proud husband says, "So your girl's name is Wendy too?"
The guy looks down at his penis and says, "Oh, you mean this? No, once de wrinkles come out, de ting say, 'Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day.'"