Horsing Around in the Bar
A farmer walked into a bar with a horse. He said, "I will give any of you $1,000.00 if you can make my horse laugh."
A man jumped up from his stool and yelled, "I'll take that bet" and proceeded to lead the horse into the men's room.
After a couple seconds, a loud braying laugh could be heard from behind the door. Then the farmer screamed to the man "OK, Mr. Smart Guy, I'll give you $2,000.00 if you can make my horse cry."
The man replied by shouting, "You're on!"
And then, after a few more seconds, the man exited with the horse trudging behind him with tears streaming down his long-snout. Flabbergasted, the farmer asked, "How did you do it?"
The man replied, "I said that my dick was bigger than his and he laughed. Then I showed him it!"