Hotel Fun
Bill and Joe go into a hotel. The hotel has 100 floors. The hotel manager tells them that there is only one room left and it's on the 100th floor. The guys take the room. The elevators are busted. So they take the stairs. At the 10th floor, Bill tells Joe he has something to tell him .
''Tell me upstairs,'' says Joe.
When they reach the 100th floor, Joe finally asks what Bill wanted.
''We forgot the keys downstairs.''