I'd Rather Have a Puppy
A little boy and his father are walking down the street, and they see two dogs having sex.
The little boy asks his father, ââ,¬Å"Daddy, what are they doing?ââ,¬Â
The father says, ââ,¬Å"Making a puppy.ââ,¬Â So they walk on and go home.
A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The little boy says, ââ,¬Å"Daddy, what are you doing?ââ,¬Â
The father replies, ââ,¬Å"Making a baby.ââ,¬Â
The little boy says, ââ,¬Å"Well, flip her around! I'd rather have a puppy.ââ,¬Â