Indian Names
A young Indian brave goes up to the Chief and says, ''Chief, where do you get all the names for all your Indians?''
The Chief says, ''Well, if a child is born and a bird flies across the sky, I call him 'Bird Flying Across Sky.' If a child is born, and I see a deer running through the forest, I call him 'Deer Running Through Forest'. So tell me, Two Dogs Fucking, why do you want to know?''
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