Innocent Couple
A young, innocent couple got married. On the first night of their honeymoon they were lying in bed wondering what to do next. After a while, neither one could go to sleep so they decided that perhaps if they rubbed their noses together it might relax them. After about a half hour of that they were still wide awake. They decided to try rubbing their toes together. A half hour later, no sleep.
So, they had rubbed their noses, and their toes and nothing happened, so the tried their bellies. After a very short time of this the man got up and ran for the bathroom. After he was in there for a while he came back to bed. His new bride asked, ''What happened, honey?'' He told her, ''As long as we are married there will be no more of that in our house.'' She asked, ''But, what happened?''
He replied, ''It curdled my urine!''