It's What's for Dinner
A woman goes to the local butcher to buy some meat for dinner. The butcher tells her that he is out of everything except, ââ,¬Å"dam ham.ââ,¬Â
The woman buys the ham and goes home to cook it for her family. Her husband comes home from work and asks what she's cooking. ââ,¬Å"It's dam ham,ââ,¬Â she tells him.
The woman, her husband and their son are at the table eating later that evening when the husband says, ââ,¬Å"Pass me the dam ham.ââ,¬Â
The child then says, ââ,¬Å"While you're at it, pass me the fuckin' potatoes.ââ,¬Â