Johnny and Salesman
A salesman rang the door bell and little Johnny answered.
The salesman: ''Is your Dad home?''
Little Johnny: ''Yes.''
Salesman: ''Well, can I see him please?''
Johnny: ''No, he's in the shower.''
Salesman: ''What about your mother? Is she home?''
Johnny: ''Yep.''
Salesman: ''Well, can I see her?''
Johnny: ''Nope. She's in the shower too.''
Salesman: ''Do you think they will be out soon?''
Johnny: ''No.''
Salesman: ''Why's that?''
Johnny: ''Well, when my dad asked me for the Vaseline I gave him some super glue instead.''