Jokes about credit crunch 2008
- How do you define optimism?
- A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday.
- What is the diffrence between an investment banker and a large pizza?
- The pizza can still feed a family of four.
- What is the diffrence between a merchant banker anc Katie Price?
- Both are institutions whose reputation is built on assets that, on closer inspection, turn out to be entirely
artificial, vastly over-inflated and in danger of going through the floor at any moment. Bu at least
Katie Price is still worth something.
-What is the diffrence between an investment banker and a pigeon?
- The pigeon is still capable of leaving a deposit on a new Ferrari.