Just Keep Drinking!
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, ââ,¬Å"Quick pour me twelve drinks.ââ,¬Â
So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them back really fast, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, ââ,¬Å"Boy you are drinking those drinks really fast.ââ,¬Â
The guys says, ââ,¬Å"Well, you would be drinking really fast too if you had what I''ve got.ââ,¬Â
The bartender says, ââ,¬Å"What''ve you got?ââ,¬Â
The guy says, ââ,¬Å"75 cents.ââ,¬Â