Lab Results
An old man goes to see the doctor and gets some tests. When the results come in, the doctor calls the old man in and says, ââ,¬Å"You'd better sit down. It's pretty bad.ââ,¬Â
The old man, naturally, gets all nervous and asks, ââ,¬Å"What is it, Doc? Don't hold back -- just give it to me straight.ââ,¬Â
ââ,¬Å"Well,ââ,¬Â says the doctor, ââ,¬Å"you have cancer and you have Alzheimers.ââ,¬Â
The man replies, ââ,¬Å"Wow. Well, at least I don't have cancer.ââ,¬Â