Laundry Tips
There were three women who always hung their laundry out in the backyard. When it rained, of course, the laundry always got wet -- all the laundry, except for Sophie's. The other two women wondered why Sophie never had her laundry out on days that it rained.
One day, they were all out in the backyard putting their clothes on the line when one of the women said to Sophie, "How come when it rains, your laundry is never out?"
"Well," said Sophie, "when I wake up in the morning, I look over at Paul. If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know it's going to be a great day and I can hang out the wash. If his penis is hanging over his left leg, I know it's going to rain, so I don't hang out the wash."
"What if it is pointed straight up?" asked one of the women.
"Honey," says Sophie, "on a day like that, you don't bother with the laundry!"