Lesser Evils
A nun at a Catholic school is asking her students what they want to be when they grow up. Little Mary declares, ââ,¬Å"I want to be a prostitute.ââ,¬Â ââ,¬Å"What did you say?ââ,¬Â asks the nun. ââ,¬Å"I said I want to be a prostitute,ââ,¬Â Mary repeats. ââ,¬Å"Oh, thank heavens,ââ,¬Â says the nun. ââ,¬Å"I thought you said a Protestant!ââ,¬Â