Little Johnny Vaseline
One day, the Mayor of Whatsville came to Little Johnny's house to see his mother.
"Little Johnny," said the mayor. "Is your mother home?"
"Yes, but she's in the shower."
"What about your father?"
"Yes, but he's in the shower."
"Are they going to be long?"
"Yeah," said Johnny.
"Why's that?"
"They asked for vaseline...and I gave them Superglue!"