Little Johnny's Question
A teacher asks her class, ââ,¬Å"If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?ââ,¬Â
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ââ,¬ÂNone, they all fly away with the first gun shotââ,¬Â
The teacher replies ââ,¬Å"The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.ââ,¬Â
Then Little Johnny says ââ,¬Å"I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?ââ,¬Â
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, ââ,¬Å"Well I suppose the one thatââ,¬â"¢s gobbled down the top and sucked the coneââ,¬Â
To which Little Johnny replied, ââ,¬Å"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.ââ,¬Â