Madman Rapist
A woman was being raped by an escaped mental patient. A reporter wrote an article about it and then sent it to the editor. The editor saw the headlines the reporter suggested: ''Woman raped; mental patient escaped.'' He told the reporter that he needed a catchy headline. So the reporter thought for a few moments and thought of a headline: ''Fiend F**ks and Flees'' The editor got a shock and reminded the reporter that it was a reputable paper he was working on. So the reporter thought again and this time, he found a very suitable headline: ''Nut screws and bolts''