Makin' New Friends in Alabama
Bob just moved from New York City to Alabama. He was looking for something to do on the weekend. One day, he hit the local pub for a beer with some of his new co-workers. He asked one guy, “What do people do around here for fun....?”
Man: Do you like fighting, being you come from New York City?
Bob: Yes I like a good fight now and again.
Man: Do you like playing cards?
Bob: Why sure I do!
Man: What about a little sucking and fucking?
Bob:I like fucking and sucking just as much as the next guy.
Man: Well, hell, I know just the place. We can go there tonight.
Bob: Sure, I'm going to go home shower and change, I'll meet you back here in an hour.
Man: Now why you gonna go and do that?
Bob: Well, gotta get rid of the sweat and odor from a day's work.
Man: There's no need for that. It's just the two of us!