Man, Wife and Circus tent
Joe woke up one morning
with an enormous boner and looked for his wife, but she had awakened and was preparing
breakfast in the kitchen.
Joe was afraid he might spoil things by getting up, so he called
his little boy and sent this note to his wife:
“THE TENT POLE IS UP,The wife answered the note and sent it back with the boy. It read:
THE CANVAS IS SPREAD,
THE HELL WITH BREAKFAST,
COME BACK TO BED.”
“TAKE THE TENT POLE DOWNSo he sent another note down. It read:
PUT THE CANVAS AWAY
THE MONKEY HAD A HEMORRHAGE
NO CIRCUS TODAY.”
“THE TENT POLE'S STILL UPTo which she replied:
AND THE CANVAS STILL SPREAD
SO DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING
AND COME GIVE ME SOME HEAD
“I'M SURE THAT YOUR POLE'S
THE BEST IN THE LAND
BUT I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW
SO DO IT BY HAND!”