Marital Mirth
A couple was getting ready to go out to celebrate their 10th anniversary when the wife comes out in the teddy she wore on her wedding night. She asks her husband what his exact thoughts were 10 years ago when he first saw her in that teddy. He said, 'Do you really want to know?' She said, 'Yes.' He said, 'I only wanted to suck your tits dry and fuck your brains out.' She said, 'Well, what do you think today?' He said, 'I think I did a good job.'