Meat Department
A man approaches a beautiful woman in a supermarket. ââ,¬Å"Iââ,¬â"¢ve lost my girlfriend,ââ,¬Â he tells her. ââ,¬Å"Can you stand here and talk to me for a few minutes?ââ,¬Â ââ,¬Å"Sure, but I donââ,¬â"¢t understand how that would help,ââ,¬Â she replies. ââ,¬Å"Well, every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my girlfriend appears out of nowhere.ââ,¬Â