Michael Jackson and boys
so michael jackson is on his private plane...and he's in the back with a bunch of little boys. So all of a sudden the pilot runs back to where michael is and he's like, "michael! theres a problem with the pane! come to to cockpit!" So michaels in the cockpit and the pilot tells him to get on a parachute because they're going to jump. And michael jackson says, "but what about the boys?!" and the pilot goes, "fuck the boys!" and michael goes... "you think we have time??"