Midgets Out the Ass
The ringmaster of a traveling circus was looking for a new act, so he decided to hold auditions for anybody interested. Tim and Gigi, a midget couple, were walking by the ringmaster's tent, and seeing that there were auditions going on, Tim said to Gigi, "We should try out for the circus."
Gigi thought that was a great idea and they walked inside. The ringmaster looked at them and asked, "What's your act?"
"What do you mean? We're a midget couple!"
"We already have enough midgets, and a lot of them are married."
The ringmaster was about to shoo them out when Tim said, "Hold on a second."
Tim began whispering to Gigi and then they picked up some balls on the ground and started juggling.
"How do you like that?" asked Tim.
"Look, we already have enough fucking midgets, and a lot of them can juggle."
The ringmaster again looked to shoo them out when Tim again asked him to hold on once more.
He began whispering to Gigi and soon after they started doing somersaults and cartwheels.
"How do you like that?" Tim said.
The ringmaster began to get upset, "Look, I already told you, we already have enough fucking midgets and a lot of them can do gymnastics."
"Alright, alright, just let us show you one more thing," said Tim.
At that Tim and Gigi took off their clothes and began having sex right in front of the ringmaster. "Um-hum, how do you like that?"
The ringmaster exploded, "How many times do I have to tell you? We already have enough fucking midgets!"