Million Bucks
A guy is drinking in a bar, and the bartender asks him if he would like to win a million bucks and the man says, "Sure. How?"
"See the guy sitting down at the end of the bar? He's 6'6", 300 pounds, and a mean drunk. You have to knock him out with one punch."
"Oh, I don't think I can do that."
Three beers later, the bartender repeats his offer of a million dollars. But now the man has to knock the guy out cold, plus pull the sore tooth from an alligator's mouth. Again, the man refuses. Four beers after that, the bartender again offers the man a million dollars.
"But this time, you have to knock the guy out, pull the sore tooth, and give the whore upstairs, who hasn't come in twenty years, an orgasm."
At this point, the guy's pretty drunk, so he agrees. He knocks out the guy with one solid punch, and then goes into the back to find the alligator. He comes out, twenty minutes later, bleeding from his head, his clothes ripped apart.
"Okay, where's the whore with the sore tooth?"