Mismatched Pair of Gloves
A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart. After careful consideration, he decided on a pair or gloves, accompanied by his sweetheart's sister. He went to a department store and bought a pair of white gloves. A sister bought a pair of panties for herself. During the gift wrapping, the presents got mixed up. The sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man mailed the package to his sweetheart with this note:
"This is a little gift to show you that I have not forgotten your birthday. I chose this because I noticed that you are in a habit of not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for you sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but she wears the short one that are very easy to remove. These are the delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had another sales girl try them on and she really looked good in them. I wish I could put them on you for them first time. No doubt, other men's hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you in them. When you take them off, blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink. I hope you will like them and wear them for me on Friday night.
All My Love.
P.S. Just think how many times I will kiss what's inside them during this coming year. Also, the latest style is to wear them folded down with the fur showing."