Monica's Wish

One day, Monica Lewinsky found a lamp.

She rubbed it and “Poof,” a genie appeared and said, “I will grant you three wishes.”

Monica said, “For my first wish, I want my love handles to disappear.”

The genie said, “Your wish is my command.”

Then there was a loud clap of thunder.

Suddenly, Monica shrieked, “Holy shit! What did you do with my ears?”