Mother Goose is Rolling in Her Grave
Cinderella was having her period and couldn't go to the ball. Her fairy godmother magically appeared and asked Cinderella what her wish would be.
"Well, I'd like a tampon." replied Cinderella.
So her fairy godmother gave her a tampon, but warned her that if she stayed out later than 12:00, her tampon would turn into a pumpkin.
The next day her fairy godmother came back to see how Cinderella's night was. "Cinderella, did you come back before 12:00?" asked her fairy godmother. "No." said Cinderella, "But thats ok, because the Prince was Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater."