Mrs. James Black Cloth
One day, Mrs. James was taking a shower, when suddenly her five-year-old son came in, really needing to go to the toilet. The boy asked his mum, "What's that black thing in between your legs?"
His mum, a bit embarrassed, said, "Nothing sweetums. It's just a... a black cloth."
The boy accepted that and went on his way.
But Mrs. James was so embarrased that she shaved off her "black cloth."
The next day, the same thing happened and the son came in when his mum was in the shower! This time the son asked, "Mum, where's your black cloth?"
Mrs. James' reply was, "Uh... uh... I lost it."
The son said, "I know where it is! Aunty was washing daddy's face with it yesterday!"