My Three Whores
There are three whores sitting in a bar.
The first whore says to the other two, "I'm so good, when a guy fingers me, he can fit in three fingers."
The second whore says, "That's nothing, when a guy fingers me he can use his whole fist."
The third whore says, "That's nothing." Then she lifts up her skirt and slides right down the bar stool.