Need for Speed?
A motorcycle cop pulled over a Lamborghini Diablo after it had run a stop sign. ââ,¬Å"May I see your driverââ,¬â"¢s license and registration please.ââ,¬Â ââ,¬Å"Whatââ,¬â"¢s the problem, officer?ââ,¬Â ââ,¬Å"You just ran that stop sign back there.ââ,¬Â ââ,¬Å"Oh come on, pal, there wasnââ,¬â"¢t a car within miles of me.ââ,¬Â ââ,¬Å"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop, look both ways, and proceed with caution.ââ,¬Â ââ,¬Å"You gotta be kidding me!ââ,¬Â ââ,¬Å"Itââ,¬â"¢s no joke, sir.ââ,¬Â ââ,¬Å"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within twenty miles, and proceeded with caution.ââ,¬Â ââ,¬Å"Thatââ,¬â"¢s beside the point, sir. You are supposed come to a complete stop, and you didnââ,¬â"¢t. Now if I may see your license andââ,¬â?ââ,¬Â ââ,¬Å"Youââ,¬â"¢ve got a lot of time on your hands, pal. Whatââ,¬â"¢s the matter, all the doughnut shops closed?ââ,¬Â ââ,¬Å"Sir, Iââ,¬â"¢ll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license and registration immediately.ââ,¬Â ââ,¬Å"I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down, and coming to a complete stop.ââ,¬Â The policeman had enough. ââ,¬Å"Sir, I can do better than that.ââ,¬Â He opened the car door, dragged the rude motorist out, and proceeded to methodically beat him over the head with his nightstick. ââ,¬Å"Now sir, would you like for me to slow down or come to a complete stop?ââ,¬Â