No Hands
There was a guy walking down the street when he saw the magician Houdini. He walks up to him and asks the magician to do a trick.
Houdini thinks for a while and says, ''Okay, I will. I need a volunteer though. Will you be the volunteer?''
The man says yes and Houdini says, ''Okay, turn around and I am going to stick my thumb up your butt.''
The guy looks skeptical at first but then he turns around. The guy feels something go up his butt but he keeps standing there. When the guy asks Houdini what the trick is, Houdini holds up his hands and replies, ''Look Ma -- no hands!''
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