No Monkey Business
There is this trucker and he is driving down the road. He gets a flat tire and pulls over. There is a homeless guy there, so the trucker offers the guy a free dinner and a drive into town if he agrees to help out.
The homeless guy does, and on the way to town a pet monkey pops out from the back of the cab.
The homeless man says, ''That is a cool monkey what does he do?''
The trucker pulls over and hits the monkey as hard as he can. The monkey goes down and proceeds to give the trucker a good, old-fashioned blowjob. After a while the monkey stops to take a breather, and the trucker looks over at the homeless guy and asks, ''Hey, you want to give it a try?''
The homeless guy replies, ''OK, but don't hit me so hard.''