No Screwing!
Following a tragic boating accident, a husband and wife were washed ashore on a deserted island, where they lived in relative peace for several years. One morning, following a horrific storm, they discovered a man washed up on their beach. The woman and the newcomer were immediately attracted to one another, a fact of which the husband was unaware. The husband was delighted that they had a new person on the island. He explained to the newcomer, ''This is great! Now instead of having to have 12-hour shifts in the lookout tree for boats, we only have to do 8 hours each!'' The newcomer offered, as a gesture of good will, to take the first shift that day. He climbed up to the top of the lookout tree, scanning the horizon for boats. Meanwhile, the couple worked together arranging the pile of wood for the evening fire. The newcomer yelled down from the tree ''Hey! Do you mind!?? No screwing!'' The surprised couple looked at each other and yelled back, ''We're not screwing!'' A few hours later, the couple was working together repairing the roof of their hut when again the newcomer yelled down, ''YOU GUYS!!! NO SCREWING!'' Again they looked bewildered and yelled back up to him, ''We're NOT screwing!'' Shortly thereafter, while the couple was cleaning the fish for dinner, the newcomer yelled down again, ''Would you two give it a break! NO SCREWING!'' Again the couple yelled back, ''For the last time, WE ARE NOT SCREWING!'' The newcomer's shift ended and he climbed down from the tree. Before the husband was 3/4 the way up the tree for his shift, the newcomer and the wife were all over each other, going at it on the beach. The husband reached the top of the tree, looked down and saw them. ''Son of a gun! From up here it DOES look like screwing!''