Nothing But an Old Pedophile
A man came home from work to find his girlfriend with the dresser drawer open, putting her clothes in a suitcase laying on the bed. He asked her, 'What are you doing?' To which she replied, 'I'm leaving you!' He asked, 'Why?' She said, 'Because your nothing but an old pedophile!' 'Pedophile, huh? That's a pretty big word for a nine year old.'