Octogenarian Barroom Chat
Two old people hit it off at a singles bar. After a few drinks the woman says to the man, ''If we went out for a meal, where would you take me?'
He replied, ''Chinese.''
She asked,'' What would you order?''
He replied, ''Moo Goo Gai Pan.''
She asked, '' If we went out for a full night of dining, dancing and carousing, what would you wear?''
He replied, ''Depends....''
She asked, ''Depends on what?''
He replied, ''Just DEPENDS....''