Pancakes
Two brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where their mother was cooking.
"What do you want for breakfast?" asked the mother.
"Shit, I want some fucking pancakes," said the first brother.
The mother slapped him across the face.
"We don''t talk like that in this house. Now, how about you, son? I hope you''ve learned a lesson from your brother. What do you want for breakfast?"
"I''ve sure learned my lesson! You can bet your ass I don''t want any fucking pancakes!"