Parking Ticket
So I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5
minutes and when I came out there was a copper writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, 'Come on mate, how about giving a bloke a
break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for
having bald tires!!
So I called him a horse f*cker. He finished the second ticket and put it on
the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets
he wrote.
I didn't give a shit, my car was parked around the corner...