Pasta & Pudendum
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders spaghetti. He is served and after all of it is nearly gone he finds a hair in it.
He calls the waiter over and says, ''Do you see this damn hair, I ain't paying for this dirty ass meal,'' and walks out.
The waiter watches him, and the guy goes into a whorehouse. The waiter waits about ten minutes and bursts through the door and the guy has got his face buried in pussy.
The waiter says, ''You eat pussy and complain about one hair in your spaghetti.''
The man replies, ''Yes, and if I find any spaghetti in this pussy I ain't paying for it either!''