PhoneJob
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother. When the man tells her it will be $300, she exclaims, 'I don't have any money...but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother!' 'Anything?' 'Yes...anything!' 'Follow me.' He walks into the next room and tells her 'Come in and close the door'. She does. 'Get on your knees' She does. 'Take down my zipper'. She does. 'Go ahead...Take it out.' With that, she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands. 'Well.. Go ahead.' She brings her mouth closer to it and puts it close to her lips. 'Hello? Mom?'