Poor Blonde
A blonde owned a small business that she was about to lose, so she went to the church and prayed: ââ,¬Å"God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business.ââ,¬Â
She didn't win.
So the next day she was about to lose her business and her car. She went to the church to pray: ââ,¬Å"God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business and my car.ââ,¬Â
Still, she didn't win.
So the next day she was about to lose her buisness, her car and her house. She went to the church to pray: ââ,¬Å"God, if I don't win the lotto, I will loose my business, my car and my house.ââ,¬Â
Then suddenly the blonde was surrounded by a blinding white light, and she heard the booming voice of God declare, ââ,¬Å"Buy a ticket.ââ,¬Â