Presidential with a P
One day while taking a walk outside of the White House, the President saw the words ''The President Sucks,'' written in pee in the snow. He called the secret service and told them to find out who it was. The next day they called him back and said we have good news and bad news. The President said, "Well, give me the good news first. They said well the good news is that we found out who's piss it is and it's the Vice President's. The Prez says, "O.k. so what's the bad news?" "It's in the First Lady's handwriting."