Princess Di and Dolly Parton
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton happened to die on the same day. But only one could get into the pearly gates. So Saint Peter asked Princess Di what made her special enough to enter heaven. Di took out a douche bottle and douched herself. Then Peter asked Dolly what made her special enough to get into heaven. Dolly opened up her shirt and flashed her chest. So, Saint Peter let Princess Diana in instead of Dolly. When Dolly asked Peter why Diana was let in, Peter replied, ''Well, a royal flush beats a wild pair!''