Prison Confessions
There's a man in the prison hospital on death row having a conversation with his friend:
''Charlie, please...I'm going to die...but I gotta tell you something. I was the one who stole all the money from our business.''
''No problem, my friend. You can die in peace.''
''But, I was the one who killed your brother when he was only 15.''
''No problem, my friend. You can die in peace. I forgive you.''
''Oh, my friend. You are a real good friend...but there's just one more thing. I had sexual relations with your wife...''
''No problem, my friend. You can die in peace... because I was the one who POISONED YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! ''