Psychic Advice
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what
his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet
a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about
you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."