Punchlines With Absolutely No Context
ââ,¬Å"No, no, no!ââ,¬Â said the penguin, ââ,¬Å"I suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder!ââ,¬Â
ââ,¬Å"Surprise! Surprise! Thatââ,¬â"¢s not my ear canal either!ââ,¬Â
Oh no! The leak is coming from the Global Positioning Satellite System again!
ââ,¬Å"Mommy Mommy,ââ,¬Â Little Johnny replied, ââ,¬Å"is that why the souffle is burnt?ââ,¬Â
ââ,¬Å"Tokyo?ââ,¬Â Said the nun, ââ,¬Å"You fool, I said take the hoe!ââ,¬Â
And then my dad farted and it smelled and I said to my father you farted and it smelled.
And slowly, the sheep turned to each other and glared silently.
ââ,¬Å"Whew!ââ,¬Â said the blonde, ââ,¬Å"I thought you meant the vacuum-insulated sealable container with the heat reflective inner surface!ââ,¬Â
ââ,¬Å"No wait, you donââ,¬â"¢t understand,ââ,¬Â said the fat man, ââ,¬Å"Pop Tarts are a substitute for my motherââ,¬â"¢s love!ââ,¬Â
As they opened the door they realized they were terribly mistaken. The dog was only taking a nap.
ââ,¬Å"Yeah,ââ,¬Â said the Scottsman, ââ,¬Å"but at least I donââ,¬â"¢t have a scented hand soap named after ME!ââ,¬Â
As she spoke he whirled the egg beater around and yelled ââ,¬Å"EGG BEATER!ââ,¬Â
ââ,¬Å"Isotope?ââ,¬Â He replied, ââ,¬Å"Thatââ,¬â"¢s no isotope!ââ,¬Â