Rating Gals
Two cowboys are leanin' up against the rail at their favorite bar. They're tired and worn out from a long day, having a couple of longnecks, just relaxin' and talking, watchin' the women go by. A really beautiful brunette walks by, and the two cowboys look at her, look at each other, smile and one of them says, "I'll give her a 3."
The other cowboy nods slowly, and says, "Yep. She's a 3 for sure."
A little while later another woman, this time a fantastic lookin' redhead, comes walkin' by in front of them.. The first cowboy looks her up and down, smiles, takes a sip from his beer, and says to the second cowboy, "Well, I think that one must be a 4."
The second cowboy agrees and says, "Yep... she sure is a 4."
Time passes on, and the cowboys are still sippin' their beers, just watchin' folks pass. And across the room comes a drop-dead gorgeous blonde. As she comes near them, they both straighten up, and tip their hats back a little for a better look.
The first cowboy smiles real wide, looks at his pal and says, "Damnnn! That one has GOT to be a 6."
The second cowboy nods slowly, grins and says, "Yep. DEFINITELY a 6."
The woman hears them, turns around real sharply and comes right up to the two grinning cowboys. She looks the first one in the eye and says, "Excuse me. But are you two actually standing there rating women?"
The cowboys look kind of embarrassed, but they both nod. One of them says, "Well, yes ma'am, we are, but you don't understand...."
The blonde, even madder, looks at the cowboy and says, "Well, I'll have you know I've been rated far higher than that by far better than YOU."
And the second cowboy says, "But, ma'am, you really don't understand - we use a different kind a rating system...."
The blonde, says, "Oh., and what would THAT be? No one has EVER rated me a SIX before!"
The second cowboy says, "Well, we use the Budweiser method, ma'am."
Taken aback, she asks, "What the hell is the Budweiser method?"
And the first cowboy smiles, looks at her and says slowly, "Well ma'am, that's how many Clydesdales it would take to pull you off my face."