Rectum Stretcher
A guy was speeding down the road when suddenly he got pulled over. The cop came up to the window and said "Whats the hurry buddy?"
The man calmly replied "Well officer i am late for work."
The cop said "What could possibly be so important that you need to be going so fast"?
The man proudly said "I am a rectum stretcher!"
The cop then asked what it was and the guy said that his job was to buttholes all day until the were about 6 feet.
The cop said "What are you goig to do with a 6 foot asshole?" To which the man replied "Give him a gun and a badge and have him pull people over."