Rumored Corporate Mergers
It has long been rumored that W. R. Grace Co. was considering buying the Fuller Brush Co. along with Mary Kay Cosmetics and then merge with the Hale Business Systems.Ã, This mega-corporate entity could be known as Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
Ã, Ã, Ã, Failed merger:Ã, Yahoo and Netscape. Net 'n Yahoo didn't work out because they would have to relocate the headquarters located in Tel Aviv.
Ã, Ã, Ã, Proposed merger: Ã, Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers, to be called Fairwell Honeychild.
Ã, Ã, Ã, Rumored merger: Ã, Wurlitzer with Xerox.Ã, They are going to market reproductive organs.
Ã, Ã, Ã, Possible merger: Ã, Warner Brothers, Polygraph Records and Keebler -- to be called... Poly-Warner-Cracker.
Ã, Ã, Ã, 3M and Goodyear merger: Ã, mmmGood
Ã, Ã, Ã, John Deere and Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi
Ã, Ã, Ã, Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco and Dakota Mining: Dip Audi Do Da
Ã, Ã, Ã, Swissair and Cheseborough-Ponds: Swisschese
Ã, Ã, Ã, Honeywell, Imasco and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home
Ã, Ã, Ã, Luvs Diapers and Hertz Rent-a-Car: Luv Herts
Ã, Ã, Ã, Upjohn and Chuckie Cheese Pizza: UpChuck
Ã, Ã, Ã, White Castle Burgers and Glad Trash Bags: White Trash Bags